*blows out candles*
'Tis my 29th year.
*looks behind back*
*looks under each foot*
*looks under each arm*
*pushes up glasses*
Yup. Just as I suspected.
...
I'm old.
Psst... But I'm also fabulous. Hee!
And I'm off to Ireland today! So scr*w you, 29!
*does Irish jig*
*blows raspberry*
*runs away*
2 comments:
You are the cutest 29-year-old I know. Except for me, of course. But my days are numbered, so feel free to take over the throne.
-hurr_ah
29 is the shit. We are only getting better.
Have a lovely time, b-day girl!!
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